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Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
ALF's Cook Book: Catburgers and Catjuice recipes included
That ain't a vision of love, it's a yoghurt commercial !
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
Headline
Alf is going on International Space Station
Alf comment: " Well the reason is to see the Earth from the ISS, and of course guys up there need a extra poker player"
Alf is going on International Space Station
Alf comment: " Well the reason is to see the Earth from the ISS, and of course guys up there need a extra poker player"
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ALF: I'll apply for a green card.
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ALF: Pass.
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
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Alf have a solution about NASA problem with no more shuttles to go
Alf comment: "Well I know with Atlantis it was their last voyage with shuttles, but I will be kind alien and offer them my space ship until they come up with something to go"
Alf have a solution about NASA problem with no more shuttles to go
Alf comment: "Well I know with Atlantis it was their last voyage with shuttles, but I will be kind alien and offer them my space ship until they come up with something to go"
Willie: You can't vote ALF, you're not a citizen.
ALF: I'll apply for a green card.
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ALF: Pass.
ALF: I'll apply for a green card.
Willie: That's only if you want a job.
ALF: Pass.
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This is the best headline (comment) ...My God.....how I laughed when I read it for the first time...ALFanatic wrote:Headline:
ALF Sues Administrator Of ALFtv.NET Fan Forum For Invasion Of Privacy
ALF Comment: Enough is Enough! This wacko and his assembled group of crazed fans live to discuss and analyze every detail of my life.
Mike

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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
ALF-THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HIDE YOUR CATS!
He's quick I'll give him that!