Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

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ARIZONA DAILY-ALF SPEAKS FOR HAIR CLUB FOR MEN!


ALF Q_"this stuff really works look at my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Oscars Coated With Catnip Attract Horde Of Cats To Disrupt Academy Awards

ALF Comment: Who would do such a thing?

Mike

[ALFan]

HEADLINE:

ALF will be hosting this years Oscars.

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Current Issue Of "Extraterrestrial Times" Magazine Features Interview With ALF

ALF Comment: It's not like they had a lot of Alien options, since E.T. went back to his home planet.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Special Edition Cover Of "Life" Alters History Of U.S. Space Program

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ALF Comment: About time the truth is finally revealed as to who first walked on the Moon!

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Andy Warhol Museum Exhibits Last Known Potrait Painted By The Famous Pop Artist

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ALF Comment: Andy was able to capture the true essence of my inner beauty. HA! Do "artsy" people really say that kind of stuff?

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

BMW Delivers New, Luxury "ALFmobile" With Custom Paint Job

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ALF Comment: Like my new ride? Hey - I tried going green, but the plain, white Toyota Prius just wasn't attracting any attention.

Mike

[Admin]

Headline: In attempt to avoid bankruptcy, GM contracts ALF for use in new commercials.

ALF's comment: My next spaceship is going to be a Chevy Cobalt!

[Admin]

Headline: ALF publicly announces desire to be in next Star Trek film.

ALF's comment: " I could be a Vulcan...I have pointy ears, HA!"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Harvard Graduates To Hear ALF Deliver Commencement Speech

ALF Comment: Don't underestimate my talents. In addition to being a TV star, I am also an intellect who graduated "summa cum laude" from Lower Melmac State University.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Atlantis Astronauts Report Some Replacement Parts Being Installed On Hubble Telescope Are Stamped "Made In Melmac"

ALF Comment: I always wondered why NASA bought all the stuff from my old spaceship that I sold on eBay.

Mike

[ALF]

Headline:

ALF to Replace Jimmy Fallon After Late Night Show Flop

[ALF]

ALFanatic,

How did you produce those pictures? They really are something.

ALF

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DAILY NEWS------"Alf has another hick-up attack on a garbage can in missiouri!!!!

[johnswhite]

ALF to star in multi-million dollar big time CGI film.

CONTENT OF THIS POST EDITED 11/20/09:
Even if fictional, Administrators of the opinion that we cannot condone content involving ALF in a felony crime.
ALFanatic - Asst Admin

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ALF HAS SEX CHANGE------------ What way --------We dont know????????????????????

[Admin]

ALF registers for deer hunting in Wisconsin.

ALF's Comment: "Hey, it's the next closest thing to cat hunting on Melmac!"

[ALFanatic]

Admin,

Additional ALF Comment for your Headline:
I had to borrow my neighbor's GPS unit to find Wisconsin. HA!!!!!!!!!!

Mike

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ALF first Melmacian Gold-medalist in Luge

[DefLeppardVanHalen]

Headline: Kate Tanner poses for MILF Magazine, while her daughter Lynn poses for Playboy!!!