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by ALFanatic » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:32 am
ALF comment to Movie Headline submitted by Admin:
I didn't know Ms. Witherspoon is an Alien. Haaa, I kill me!!!!!!!!
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by ALFanatic » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:34 pm
Headline:
WATCH OUT BELOW! After Many Years Of Flying Lessons And Numerous Flight Instructors, ALF Gets Pilot's License
ALF Comment: Not to worry, I did fly my space ship across the Universe, you know.
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by ALFanatic » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:38 am
Headline:
"Big Brother" News! Abrupt Ending To Show With Rapid Departure Of All Remaining Contestants When ALF Becomes Surprize House Guest
ALF Comment: Bunch of wimps could not handle the competition. I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:56 am
Headline:
ALF Joins Blogosphere With His "Melmac Perspective"
ALF Comment: I rant about anything and everything, including the inconsiderate Meter Maid in Beverly Hills who keeps giving me parking tickets.
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by Admin » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:59 am
"ALF to perform stand-up comedy for soldiers in Iraq"
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by Admin » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:00 am
"ALF to enter next Tour de France"
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by QueenofMelmac » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:13 am
Headline: Alf to star in soap opera drama "As the world turns"
Alf comment--Hey I thought the title of the show was funny. The world turning and all...Don't these earth people constantly get dizzy?
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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by ALFanatic » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:34 pm
Headline:
ALF Purchases Amusement Park By Mistake
ALF Comment: I need to have a serious talk with my Business Agent about enunciation. I thought he was telling me about a great deal to buy "Kitty Land", not "Kiddie Land".
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:34 am
Headline:
ALF Visits "The J. Paul Getty Museum" - Damage Esitimate In The Millions
ALF Comment: Some of the paintings and sculptures were so old they fell apart when I just touched them. They need to spend money on buying more new stuff.
Mike
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by Admin » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:01 pm
ALF and Estelle Getty to play husband and wife on new NBC sitcom.
ALF's comment: I'm way older than she is, I should be playing her great-great grandfather, HA!
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by ALFanatic » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:43 pm
Headline:
ALf Goes On Spending Spree After Discovering "Senior Citizens" Discounts
ALF Comment: If the Tanners had told me about this deal, I could have saved the Family lots of money.
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:02 pm
Headline:
ALF & E.T., Accompanied By Entourage Of Major Studio Execs, Sighted Clubbing The Night Away In Hollywood. Could A Project Be In The Works?
ALF Comment: "NO COMMENT!"
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by ALFanatic » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:11 pm
Headline:
Los Angeles Police Receive Numerous Reports Of Short, Chubby Creature With Orange Fur And Long Snout Crashing Labor Day Picnics At Grifffith Park
ALF Comment: Anybody have a "Tums"? I have a bad case of heartburn. Maybe I ate too much.
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:13 pm
Headline:
In Honor Of Labor Day ALF Visits Hospital Maternity Wards
ALF Comment: Earth women really have to work to have babies. Back on Melmac, all baby Melmacians came from a mail-order catalog.
Mike
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by Admin » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:15 am
"New ALF roller-coaster to be built at Six Flags: Great America"
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by ALFanatic » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:09 pm
Headline:
Blinged Rap Artist "A-L-F" To Be Featured Performer At "MTV" Music Awards In Las Vegas
ALF Comment: Music on Melmac was always ahead of the times. I was layin' down my rap in teen clubs on Melmac when Elvis was the King here.
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:15 pm
Headline:
ALF Schedules 18th Annual Press Conference To Once Again Announce No Show On Any TV Network For The New Season
ALF Comment: I still remain optimistic that somewhere out there eventually a TV network executive will be smart enough to recognize true talent.
Mike
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by Admin » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:45 pm
New ALF plush toy to hit stores before Christmas
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by ALFanatic » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:09 pm
Headline:
ALF Claims To Have Signed With Major Bollywood Studio For Starring Role In New Space Adventure Film
ALF Comment: Nobody here knows what's going on over there, and I have to get my name in the Trades somehow.
Mike
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by Alf's Loyal Fan » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:08 am
Headline :
ALF to star in multi-million dollar big time CGI film.
ALF : I'm ready for my comeback Mr. DeMille
Alf's Loyal Fan
* Hey Gilligan, this is actualy fun doing this, why don't you try it ? *