Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

[ALFanatic]

ALF comment to Movie Headline submitted by Admin:

I didn't know Ms. Witherspoon is an Alien. Haaa, I kill me!!!!!!!!

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

WATCH OUT BELOW! After Many Years Of Flying Lessons And Numerous Flight Instructors, ALF Gets Pilot's License

ALF Comment: Not to worry, I did fly my space ship across the Universe, you know.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

"Big Brother" News! Abrupt Ending To Show With Rapid Departure Of All Remaining Contestants When ALF Becomes Surprize House Guest

ALF Comment: Bunch of wimps could not handle the competition. I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Joins Blogosphere With His "Melmac Perspective"

ALF Comment: I rant about anything and everything, including the inconsiderate Meter Maid in Beverly Hills who keeps giving me parking tickets.

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF to perform stand-up comedy for soldiers in Iraq"

[Admin]

"ALF to enter next Tour de France"

[QueenofMelmac]

Headline: Alf to star in soap opera drama "As the world turns"

Alf comment--Hey I thought the title of the show was funny. The world turning and all...Don't these earth people constantly get dizzy?

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Purchases Amusement Park By Mistake

ALF Comment: I need to have a serious talk with my Business Agent about enunciation. I thought he was telling me about a great deal to buy "Kitty Land", not "Kiddie Land".

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Visits "The J. Paul Getty Museum" - Damage Esitimate In The Millions

ALF Comment: Some of the paintings and sculptures were so old they fell apart when I just touched them. They need to spend money on buying more new stuff.

Mike

[Admin]

ALF and Estelle Getty to play husband and wife on new NBC sitcom.

ALF's comment: I'm way older than she is, I should be playing her great-great grandfather, HA!

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALf Goes On Spending Spree After Discovering "Senior Citizens" Discounts

ALF Comment: If the Tanners had told me about this deal, I could have saved the Family lots of money.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF & E.T., Accompanied By Entourage Of Major Studio Execs, Sighted Clubbing The Night Away In Hollywood. Could A Project Be In The Works?

ALF Comment: "NO COMMENT!"

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Los Angeles Police Receive Numerous Reports Of Short, Chubby Creature With Orange Fur And Long Snout Crashing Labor Day Picnics At Grifffith Park

ALF Comment: Anybody have a "Tums"? I have a bad case of heartburn. Maybe I ate too much.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

In Honor Of Labor Day ALF Visits Hospital Maternity Wards

ALF Comment: Earth women really have to work to have babies. Back on Melmac, all baby Melmacians came from a mail-order catalog.

Mike

[Admin]

"New ALF roller-coaster to be built at Six Flags: Great America"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Blinged Rap Artist "A-L-F" To Be Featured Performer At "MTV" Music Awards In Las Vegas

ALF Comment: Music on Melmac was always ahead of the times. I was layin' down my rap in teen clubs on Melmac when Elvis was the King here.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Schedules 18th Annual Press Conference To Once Again Announce No Show On Any TV Network For The New Season

ALF Comment: I still remain optimistic that somewhere out there eventually a TV network executive will be smart enough to recognize true talent.

Mike

[Admin]

New ALF plush toy to hit stores before Christmas

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Claims To Have Signed With Major Bollywood Studio For Starring Role In New Space Adventure Film

ALF Comment: Nobody here knows what's going on over there, and I have to get my name in the Trades somehow.

Mike

[Alf's Loyal Fan]

Headline :

ALF to star in multi-million dollar big time CGI film.

ALF : I'm ready for my comeback Mr. DeMille

Alf's Loyal Fan
* Hey Gilligan, this is actualy fun doing this, why don't you try it ? *