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Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
Headline:
ALF Appears On "Meet The Press" To Voice Concern Over 700 Billion Bailout Package
ALF Comment: WHAT ABOUT ME? Seems to me there should be at least a couple of small M's (millions) somewhere in all those big B's (billions) for the "Old ALFer".
Mike
ALF Appears On "Meet The Press" To Voice Concern Over 700 Billion Bailout Package
ALF Comment: WHAT ABOUT ME? Seems to me there should be at least a couple of small M's (millions) somewhere in all those big B's (billions) for the "Old ALFer".
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"ALF to moderate Biden/Palin Vice-Presidential debate Thursday night."
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
Admin,
Enjoyed your headline, but is obviously fictional, since even ALF can't be be two people at the debate. High ranking, confidential source within the McCain campaign has revealed to me that Sarah Palin is really ALF in "drag". HA!!!!!!!!
Mike
Enjoyed your headline, but is obviously fictional, since even ALF can't be be two people at the debate. High ranking, confidential source within the McCain campaign has revealed to me that Sarah Palin is really ALF in "drag". HA!!!!!!!!
Mike
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN NEWS!!!
McCAIN & OBAMA AGREE TO ANOTHER DEBATE
TOPIC:
Plight Of “ALF – The Alien”, Not “Joe – The Plumber”
ALF Comment: I had to threaten to reveal “dirt” I have on both candidates for them to realize the importance of another debate. I expect both candidates will "reach across ths aisle" in support of a bilateral proposal for resolution of all my problems.
Mike
McCAIN & OBAMA AGREE TO ANOTHER DEBATE
TOPIC:
Plight Of “ALF – The Alien”, Not “Joe – The Plumber”
ALF Comment: I had to threaten to reveal “dirt” I have on both candidates for them to realize the importance of another debate. I expect both candidates will "reach across ths aisle" in support of a bilateral proposal for resolution of all my problems.
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
lol, I like that one.
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"ALF Losing Money on Dwindling Economy"
ALF's Comment: "I'll be fine, I saved up enough money during the Foam Rush to last me about 80 years."
ALF's Comment: "I'll be fine, I saved up enough money during the Foam Rush to last me about 80 years."
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HEADLINE: ALF TO STUFF A CAT ON THANKSGIVING
Alf comment: 'Yeah, I make miracles happen'
Alf comment: 'Yeah, I make miracles happen'
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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Headline:
Obama Puts Bush "On Hold" To Receive Congratulations Call From ALF
ALF Comment: Had i known "The President" was holding on the other line, I would have talked forever. Since "Bushy" can't do two things at once, I probably could have prevented him from making anymore mistakes before leaving office.
Mike
Obama Puts Bush "On Hold" To Receive Congratulations Call From ALF
ALF Comment: Had i known "The President" was holding on the other line, I would have talked forever. Since "Bushy" can't do two things at once, I probably could have prevented him from making anymore mistakes before leaving office.
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Headline:
"ALF and Hillary Clinton to be Co-Secretaries of State"
ALF's Comment: "I asked President-Elect Obama to make me Secretary of the Universe, but that won't happen until his second term."
"ALF and Hillary Clinton to be Co-Secretaries of State"
ALF's Comment: "I asked President-Elect Obama to make me Secretary of the Universe, but that won't happen until his second term."
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Headline:
ALF Signs Contract To Be Underwear Model for J.C. Penny Catalog
ALF Comment: Times are tough. I've got to work somewhere!
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ALF Signs Contract To Be Underwear Model for J.C. Penny Catalog
ALF Comment: Times are tough. I've got to work somewhere!
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Headline:
ALF To Sing National Anthem At SuperBowl
ALF Comment: They wanted someone better than Roseanne Barr. HA!!!!!!!
Mike
ALF To Sing National Anthem At SuperBowl
ALF Comment: They wanted someone better than Roseanne Barr. HA!!!!!!!
Mike
Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
alfs on the road with bizzare foods with andrew zimmer.
Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
Alfs new and improved look like you did ten minutes ago treatment.
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
HEADLINE:
ALF's Weight Loss System. Send All Food To Him.
ALF's Weight Loss System. Send All Food To Him.
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Re: Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
"Daily news"-alf has a sandwich and and his full!!!
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Headline:
ALF EATS EARTH!!
ALF EATS EARTH!!
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Headline:
"ALF Arrested for Tax Evasion."
ALF's Statement:
"Hey, how was I supposed to know that I needed to report income from my cat farm on my taxes?!?"
"ALF Arrested for Tax Evasion."
ALF's Statement:
"Hey, how was I supposed to know that I needed to report income from my cat farm on my taxes?!?"
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