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by QueenofMelmac » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:35 pm
Headline: Alf to go get CATscan
Alf Comment: I've been getting migraines lately and someone told me about Catscans and I said CAT what? Im in!
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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by ALFanatic » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:19 am
Headline:
ALF's Philadelphia Trip Includes Stop To See "Liberty Bell"
ALF Comment: Don't blame me! That big bell was already cracked before I rang it.
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by ALFanatic » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:22 am
Headline:
Wall Street "Fat CATS" Fear ALF
ALF Comment: Even the rich and powerful can't hide when I'm on-the-hunt.
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by ALFanatic » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:23 am
Headline:
Domino's Pizza Names ALF "Customer Of The Year" AGAIN
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by ALFanatic » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:00 pm
Headline:
Hockey Fans Irate When ALF Borrows "Stanley Cup" To Eat His "Coco Puffs"
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by Admin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:10 pm
"ALF to Appear in New Star Trek Film"
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by ALFanatic » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:15 pm
Headline:
ALF's Drive-Up Order At Hollywood "McDonald's" Creates Major Traffic Jam
ALF Comment: I only ordered a couple of things and they should have had adequate staff on hand to serve me promptly.
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by ALFanatic » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:52 am
Headline:
ALF's Weekend Winning Streak In Las Vegas Leaves Strip Casinos Smarting
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by ALFanatic » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:54 am
Headline:
ALF Appears On "Meet The Press" To Challenge Recent Edicts Issued By King Bush
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by ALF » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:02 pm
ALF Caught in Rear Seat of Lohan Car Accident
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by QueenofMelmac » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:13 pm
"ALF sends QueenofMelmac Kitten in the mail to brighten up her day"
Alf Comment: When Im feeling down.... or hungry, or bored, or mad, or sad or anything for that matter, a kitty always makes me smile!
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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by ALFanatic » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:51 am
Headline:
Supply & Distribution Of CATnip In The U.S. Controlled By ALF
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by Admin » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:20 pm
"Official ALF Magazine Scheduled to be Released Late 2007"
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by ALF » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:07 pm
I wish!
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by ALFanatic » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:14 am
Headline:
ALF Sends "Get Well" Card After Hearing President Bush Is "Lame Duck"
ALF Comment: Being an alien who is ill-eagle, "Bushy" and I are both sick birds. HA! I kill me.
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by Admin » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:17 am
"ALF to go on Tour and Perform Stand-up Comedy for US Soldiers Overseas"
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by ALFanatic » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:27 am
Headline:
China Requests ALF's Assistance With Space Program
ALF Comment: As an enticement, high ranking Government Officials promise I will also be allowed to make fireworks.
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:01 pm
Headline:
ALF Sighted Late Nights Vacuuming His Fur At Hollywood Self-Service Car Wash
ALF Comment: It's true, but I hope they don't have photos. This shedding is driving me crazy, and I like to suck up as much as possible every night, so I don't take it home with me.
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:16 pm
Headline:
"Nike" Making Custom Fit Athletic Shoes For ALF
ALF Comment: Since Melmacians have rather large feet, when I'm not wearing my new shoes for sports competition, I plan on letting the "homeless" live in them.
Mike
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by ALFanatic » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:42 am
Headline:
Despite Mob Of Paparazzi, ALF Visits Paris Hilton In L.A. County Detention Center
ALF Comment: I wanted to see "Paris In The Springtime", and she's not going to get out of jail until after Summer begins.
Mike