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Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!
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"ALF endorses Hillary Clinton in the fight for the Democratic nomination"
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New York Times Headline:
ALF Enraged Over PHONY "Hillary Endorsement" Fabricated by Clinton Campaign
ALF Comment: I wouldn't want that "Bimbo" combing my fur, let alone running the Government.
Mike
ALF Enraged Over PHONY "Hillary Endorsement" Fabricated by Clinton Campaign
ALF Comment: I wouldn't want that "Bimbo" combing my fur, let alone running the Government.
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lol - ALFanatic, good headline!
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Headline" 'Alf rumored to be doing special duet with Celine Dion on her upcoming tour"
Alf Comment: "Canadians love me. Aye?"
Alf Comment: "Canadians love me. Aye?"
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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Headline:
Both Clinton & Obama Desperately Seeking Endorsement From ALF
ALF Comment: I am awaiting assurances of a high ranking Cabinet position from either, or both, Democrat candidates before making my decision on any endorsement.
Mike
Both Clinton & Obama Desperately Seeking Endorsement From ALF
ALF Comment: I am awaiting assurances of a high ranking Cabinet position from either, or both, Democrat candidates before making my decision on any endorsement.
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"ALF hints for next US President to add 'Secretary of Food' to their Cabinet"
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Headline:
Clinton Campaign Devastated When Influential Super Delegate ALF Announces Support For Obama
ALF Comment: I may be "vertically" challenged, but Hillary is "truth" challenged.
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Clinton Campaign Devastated When Influential Super Delegate ALF Announces Support For Obama
ALF Comment: I may be "vertically" challenged, but Hillary is "truth" challenged.
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"ALF to take over Tonight Show after Jay Leno. Conan O'Brien expresses anger over recent decision."
ALF's statement: "Conan and I have the same color hair...he can fill in when I'm sick, HA!"
ALF's statement: "Conan and I have the same color hair...he can fill in when I'm sick, HA!"
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Headline:
ALF Reveals Contents Of Condolence Letter To Clinton
ALF Comment: I just wanted to tell Hillary that I wouldn't forget her when she's gone, and let her know that she can still be the next "Ted Kennedy" of the Senate.
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ALF Reveals Contents Of Condolence Letter To Clinton
ALF Comment: I just wanted to tell Hillary that I wouldn't forget her when she's gone, and let her know that she can still be the next "Ted Kennedy" of the Senate.
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Ouch!
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Headline:
"I'm In The Army Now", Says Administrator Of ALFtv.Net
ALF Comment: Poor guy! He can now bend over and kiss his ass good-bye.
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"I'm In The Army Now", Says Administrator Of ALFtv.Net
ALF Comment: Poor guy! He can now bend over and kiss his ass good-bye.
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Headline:
ALF Fan On Quest To Communicate With Paul Fusco
ALF Comment: Good Luck! Fusco's wife hasn't heard fron him for years, and the only reason he maintains communication with me is because I still owe him money. HA!!!!!
Mike
ALF Fan On Quest To Communicate With Paul Fusco
ALF Comment: Good Luck! Fusco's wife hasn't heard fron him for years, and the only reason he maintains communication with me is because I still owe him money. HA!!!!!
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HAHAHA..
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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Headline:
Staff Reductions At The ALF Mansion In Beverly Hills
ALF Comment: With the state of current economic conditions, I finally had "to bite the bullet" and layoff a few of my Cat Wranglers.
Mike
Staff Reductions At The ALF Mansion In Beverly Hills
ALF Comment: With the state of current economic conditions, I finally had "to bite the bullet" and layoff a few of my Cat Wranglers.
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Headlline:
One Million Dollar Summer Contest On ALFTV.NET Fan Forum Funded By ALF
ALF Comment: Just kidding. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike
One Million Dollar Summer Contest On ALFTV.NET Fan Forum Funded By ALF
ALF Comment: Just kidding. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Headline:
ALF Lights Olympic Flame During Opening Ceremonies At The Olympic Games
ALF Comment: I was chosen because of my vast experience with fire.
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ALF Lights Olympic Flame During Opening Ceremonies At The Olympic Games
ALF Comment: I was chosen because of my vast experience with fire.
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Headline:
Both McCain & Palin Forced To Recant False Statements Blaming ALF For Current Financial Crisis
ALF Comment: Those Republicans are getting desperate, and will try to blame anyone for something gone wrong.
Mike
Both McCain & Palin Forced To Recant False Statements Blaming ALF For Current Financial Crisis
ALF Comment: Those Republicans are getting desperate, and will try to blame anyone for something gone wrong.
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ALF Headline:
'Alf to visit Disneyworld for a small vacation getaway'
Alf comment: "I blend right in over there..although no one really knows who i am so they just think im special just because im furry....just take your cameras off of flash people! It's bad for melmacian eyes"
'Alf to visit Disneyworld for a small vacation getaway'
Alf comment: "I blend right in over there..although no one really knows who i am so they just think im special just because im furry....just take your cameras off of flash people! It's bad for melmacian eyes"
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "