Corrupt a Wish

[Melmac98]

Here’s a nice fun game that’s a smash hit on almost every other forum I’m on. Basically, you corrupt the person above you’s wish by saying “Granted, but [insert some nasty corruption here]” or something like that (you can also deny any wishes that you think are incorruptible), then make a wish of your own for the next person to corrupt, and so on.

I’m going to start us off easy:
I wish I had a car.

[Admin]

Granted, it must be covered in pink polka dots! (Did I do it right?)

I wish I could win the Mega Millions.

[Melmac98]

Yes you did it correct.

Granted. Only the Mega Ball matches, so you get like $2.

I wish Littlefoot from The Land Before Time was real so I could hug him.