The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[QueenofMelmac]

Trevor: "Of course Jake, im not gonna force this on ya. We'll just have to find another solution. Do you want to go with a friend? Maybe you have a buddy in mind that would go with you so you wont be alone?"

[ALFan]

Jake:"I don't have a friend I wanna go wit. I just wanna stay here."

[twangle]

trevor:" I under stand that,but i'm asking you to go to new york just to see your dad for a weekend? Do you have any friends that will go?"

[ALFan]

Jake:"NO! I don't, and I don't wanna go!"

[twangle]

in jakes mind what about alf going with me??????ALF at home:"kate ill have what your having and what im having plus what you might have tonight times three and put a rush on it! ive been thinking to much.

[twangle]

KATE:" alf you can have half of that that plus a rolled bacon and ice cream sandwich. ok.

[ALFan]

ALF:"Fine"
Back at the Ochmonecks...
Trevor:"Fine,Jake. You don't have ta go. I'll call your dad and tell him. Oh, look. I'm wearing my lucky underwear. Bring me the phone, Jake."

[twangle]

Jake:"Thanks uncle!.I'm just going to go tell my friends im not going."Jake heads to the tanners.

[ALFan]

When he gets there, he walks right into Kate and ALF arguing.
Kate:"ALF, tell lucky he is not a bagel."
ALF:"Fine, but he would taste better like that."

[twangle]

ALF just realized what day it is on Melmac(well use to be), MELMACIAN ONE LINER DAY.

[ALFan]

Jake:"Guess what just happened ALF."

[twangle]

ALF:"What is it jake?"

[ALFan]

Jake:"I don't have ta go back ta New York!"

[twangle]

Alf:"Well thats good news and all but i just remembered is one liner day in melmac and rhonda loved that day.

[ALFan]

Jake:"What is One Liner Day?"

[twangle]

Alf:"well one liner day is when melmacians can only say funny one liners to cumunicate for the day and we must tell everyone in the family about this without blowing it jake!"

[ALFan]

Jake:"What happens if someone says more than one line?"

[twangle]

Alf:"Well back on melmac we would get the dreaded melmacian rash and ifi don't start in one minute i'll get it, so help me jake!"

[ALFan]

Jake:"OK,I'll help."

[twangle]

Alf:"Well we better go tell them before the british come!HA!