The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[Admin]

ALF: "You know how Jake's going back to New York and all...well, we kinda need your help..."

[twangle]

Lynn:"well why don't you tell Jake to tell raquel and trevor, that the simple solution is, he doesn't wan't to live with him?"

[ALFan]

ALF:"But,Jake wants to stay with them."

[twangle]

Lynn-"no silly, he doesnt want to live with his father alf."

[ALFan]

ALF:"I know, I was talking about he wants to live with Raquel and Trevor."

[twangle]

Lynn:"Listen Alf, just have Jake simply say i don't want to live with my father."

[Admin]

ALF: "Well, it's a far-fetched plan, but I think it could work."

[twangle]

Alf calls jake-Jake:"whats up alf?" Alf:"well this is not going to be easy but---ok---but---- well just tell them you don't want to live with your dad?"

[ALFan]

Jake:"That's your plan?! Well,it might work..."
So Jake heads to tell Raquel and Trevor he doesn't want to live with his dad...

[twangle]

trevor:" RAQUEL!! wheres my favorite under wear? Its monday and if i don't wear them my week is going to be something awefull!

[ALFan]

Jake walks up to Trevor.
Jake:"Uh... Uncle Trevor, I need ta talk to ya bout' somethin'"

[twangle]

Trevor:"dont tell me you have my mondays under wear?"

[ALFan]

Jake: "No. It's something far more important."

[twangle]

Trevor:"well what is it?" Wait Raquel!! my boys are getting cold!!

[ALFan]

Jake:"Well it's about my Dad, and me going back to New York."

[twangle]

Trevor:"whats wrong Jake?"Jake:"I--- well I-- ahhh--I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO NEW YORK!!!!!!

[ALFan]

Trevor:"OK,I'll tell your Dad when I find my underwear."

[twangle]

Jake:"I think Alf had them for a snack."Trevor:"What ? whos alf?" Jake:" I meant the cat might of had them for a snack."

[ALFan]

Trevor:"OK...

[twangle]

Jake:"Never mind.Uncle trevor please let me stay?