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Hello, Skipper here.
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Hello, Skipper here.
I found this website while locking into a satellite, as I did a flyover on your planet.
I'm very surprised to see Gordo did so well in your planet. He didn't do much as a Orbit Guard.
Come to think of it, he didn't do very well selling spacecrafts on Melmac either. He preferred to chat with the customers rather than sell them stuff.
They always liked his jokes though.
Hey Rhonda says hi to everyone and if Alf reads this, to remember Melmachian females peak in their 250s, so hurry up.
I'm very surprised to see Gordo did so well in your planet. He didn't do much as a Orbit Guard.
Come to think of it, he didn't do very well selling spacecrafts on Melmac either. He preferred to chat with the customers rather than sell them stuff.
They always liked his jokes though.
Hey Rhonda says hi to everyone and if Alf reads this, to remember Melmachian females peak in their 250s, so hurry up.
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Welcome to the forum!!!
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Thanks, Admin. Say this is a pretty nifty site you have here.
Mind if I crash for a while? Got any cats? I'll take my whisker omelet with tail on the side, thank you very much.
Maybe a cold cream sundae afterwards... hummm...
Mind if I crash for a while? Got any cats? I'll take my whisker omelet with tail on the side, thank you very much.
Maybe a cold cream sundae afterwards... hummm...
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
lol, stay as long as you'd like! And bring your friends!
You can order cat in the Kitty Kat Lounge
You can order cat in the Kitty Kat Lounge
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Skipper,
Just "skip" into the Forum whenever you desire, but please "no crashing". Crashing is so destructive and messy, and I am responsible for a lot of the maintenance and cleanup around here.
Welcome,
Mike
Just "skip" into the Forum whenever you desire, but please "no crashing". Crashing is so destructive and messy, and I am responsible for a lot of the maintenance and cleanup around here.
Welcome,
Mike
Re: Hello, Skipper here.
i'm alittle late, but welcome! by the way i do fix melmacian spaceships for a living.
Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Yeah, fixing those calibration guiding systems can be a doozy. Hope mine doesn't get any problems anytime soon, or I might end up crashing over any of you fine gent's garage roofs like Gordo!twangle wrote:i'm alittle late, but welcome! by the way i do fix melmacian spaceships for a living.
Speaking of crashes, did you hear the one about the Melmacian and the Cranble? They crash their spaceships into each other, are forced to land and get out to inspect the damage. The Cranble says "Where'd you learn how to drive? At the crash test dummy facility?!" The Melmacian replies "Hey man, I'm sorry, I really didn't see you coming." The Cranble says, "Our spaceships are totaled. You're going to have to pay for this! Now what do we do?!"
The Melmacian looks at the wreckage and fishes out a bottle of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and says "Hey we should be glad we're alive! I'll gladly pay for all the damage but I think we should at least have a drink to steady our nerves after this. You in?"
The Cranble, still shook from the accident and reassured that the Melmacian will pay everything, agrees and takes a few long swigs. He passes the bottle to the Melmacian and thanks him:
"Thanks man, here's your bottle, you have some also."
The Melmacian smugly replies: "No thank you, I think I'll wait for the Orbit Guards to show up on the scene".
HAAAAAAH! HAHA!
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Skipper,
By chance, back on Melmac was your real name Hermie Finkbuckle? Finkbuckle was comedic host of the "GoodNIght" show that was sponsored by Catalicious Fine Foods on the Kitty TV Network, and I recall him once telling the same story about the Melmacian and the Cranble.
ALF
By chance, back on Melmac was your real name Hermie Finkbuckle? Finkbuckle was comedic host of the "GoodNIght" show that was sponsored by Catalicious Fine Foods on the Kitty TV Network, and I recall him once telling the same story about the Melmacian and the Cranble.
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Yo Skip, it's been a while! How are things? Any chance Rhonda might be coming down anytime soon?
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Wow, such a huge amount of new members here I can't believe I've missed some to welcome, so a little bit late, but welcome!
R.I.P. Mike AKA ALFanatic - You'll be missed.
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Re: Hello, Skipper here.
Welcome to the forum! Wow, there gas been many new members this week.