ALF loved, and plans to use, these "one-liners" he recently read in a weekly newsletter that I receive:
The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was just an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it is still stationery.
Two silk worms had a race, but it ended in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Mike
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Re: One-Liners
Still LOL and amazed that one of the "one-liners" actually worked. An attractive cocktail waitress at one of my local watering holes had continually shunned my amourous advances until last night when I told her, "Although she was only a whiskey maker, I loved her still." She laughed and finally agreed to a "date". I can't wait to show her my ALF collection!!!!
Mike
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