Your Favorite ALF Quotes

[Admin]

Here are the clips UmbertoRobina was referring to - enjoy!

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[melmac_alf]

My fav quote is a ton of them, but my fav as of right now is:
Willie: what's going on out there?
alf: nothing, just screaming

lol, I'm sure that's not the best, but I love to watch that

[melmac_alf]

What's the quote where alf is feeling down, (season 2 I think) and they get him presents, and he says something like friends are the best with presents, even dorothy. I want to put it as my signature, but can't think exactly how it goes

[Admin]

Here are the two quotes you are referring to:

ALF - "I don't need to go out and make new friends. I have the best friends, including Dorothy, anyone could have."

They are from the episode "We Are Family" (episode #51) which is on the season 2 DVD set.

[melmac_alf]

Thanks! You have a great memory

[Admin]

Glad I could help

[TheOldAlfer]

ALF: "Freeze!"
*burglar runs away*
ALF: "Don't you know what freeze means?"
*cops arrive*
ALF: "Mommy!"
*to be continued*

ALF: "On the next episode of ALF"
*crashing cars*
ALF: "Ooops Wrong Reel! Ha! Here's our show:"
ALF: "I hope I didn't let the cat out of the bank!" Ha!

[Admin]

TheOldAlfer - I just wanted to take a moment to welcome you to the forum! Should you have any questions or problems please let me know.

[TheOldAlfer]

Here's another one:

Host: "Our next guest is, Raquel Ouch my neck"
Raquel: "Thank You. It's pronounce (as, she forget that) Ochmonek"
Host: "Well, I'll just call you Raquel"

[Jessica]

Ah..there's so many quotes I like.

Well, here's a diolouge I Think is so funny.
ALF and Willie on the phone.

ALF: Hello!
Willie: What are you doing, answering the phone?
ALF: I live here.
Willie: Where's Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: She lives next door.
Willie: I know she lived...Where is she now?
ALF: I don't know. Last time I saw her, she was givin' away my pizza.
Willie: I called to Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Just a minute, I'll get her.
Wilie: No! Don't move out of that room. I'll call back.
ALF: You're done.


They hung up.

Willie: Kids...


Willie phones home again. ALF id answering.

ALF: Hello!
Willie: Why do you keep answering the phone?
ALF: You keep calling.
Willie: Is everything allright?
ALF: Everything's fine. Oh, and the cat's going to be OK
Willie: The cat? What happened to the cat?
ALF: I closed the fridgerator door on his tail.
Willie: What were you doing in the kitchen?!
ALF: I had a break in the back door after I fell out the window.
Willie: Where are you now? What are you doing?
ALF: I'm in the bed room, wearing a blue dress.
Willie: Don't move from that spot!
ALF: Where would I go. I don't have the right shoes.
Willie: I'm coming home.

They hung up again.
Willie: I should have locked him in the garage...!!....Kids...

Well, there's something like that.
From the episode Strangers in the night.

[Agahnim]

kate: alf, just out of curiosity, what kind of car starts with a Z?
alf: USED! That starts with a Z right??

[Jessica]

Hmm wait. THis must be my absolute favorite.

ALF: If he didn't like your shoes..*ALF's making sounds like a gun*

Willie: He shot them cause he didn't like your shoes?

ALF: No, he just pointed at them and...*He's making the noises again*

Haha, I hope you know what I mean

[ALFKid3]

Alf: *Runs into bathroom*
Willy: Whats going on in there?
Alf: Nothing... just screaming.

[ALFicionado]

Alf: *Runs into bathroom*
Willy: Whats going on in there?
Alf: Nothing... just screaming.

Haha, that's a classic. Me and a friend resites that one all the time. Welcome to the forums, by the way!

[Jessica]

Yeah, a totally classic! Welcome!

[SanDiegoHereICome]

ALF: San Diego Here I Come, Melmac's where I started from


That's a quote from the episode where Willie gets the new social service job in San Diego, in Season 2, in the episode entitled "Movin' Out".

[ALFanatic]

SanDiegoHereICome,

My apology - I'm gettin old, and can no longer remember everything. Your current post shall rightfully remain here, and I have deleted post (attributed to your name) that I made in "fictional" Topic.

ALFanatic -Asst Admin

[go_cdg]

Anyone remember the quote ALF starts with
"As Joe Biden once said..."

I've been searching all day and can't find it, but I can still hear ALF's voice in my head from the day it first aired.

My favorite:
ALF: Hey Willy, tell me when this gets annoying (ALF then makes a serious of loud noises)

[Josh]

ALF: Look, I'm outta here. If you need me, I'll be in the house.
Willie: We won't need you...
ALF: I'll still be in the house!


ALF: (British accent) Hello, is this Mr. Ochmonek I'm speaking to? I'm from the BBC, and I was wondering if you'd like to answer some questions. ...Super. First, what do you think is the difference between American and British television? ...Mm-hm... Yes, I see, thank you Mr. Ochmonek. Question number two, did you kill your wife?

[Admin]

Two new members! Welcome to the forum!!!