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Your Favorite ALF Quotes
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Here are the clips UmbertoRobina was referring to - enjoy!
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Here are the two quotes you are referring to:
ALF - "I don't need to go out and make new friends. I have the best friends, including Dorothy, anyone could have."
They are from the episode "We Are Family" (episode #51) which is on the season 2 DVD set.
ALF - "I don't need to go out and make new friends. I have the best friends, including Dorothy, anyone could have."
They are from the episode "We Are Family" (episode #51) which is on the season 2 DVD set.
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Ah..there's so many quotes I like.
Well, here's a diolouge I Think is so funny.
ALF and Willie on the phone.
ALF: Hello!
Willie: What are you doing, answering the phone?
ALF: I live here.
Willie: Where's Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: She lives next door.
Willie: I know she lived...Where is she now?
ALF: I don't know. Last time I saw her, she was givin' away my pizza.
Willie: I called to Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Just a minute, I'll get her.
Wilie: No! Don't move out of that room. I'll call back.
ALF: You're done.
They hung up.
Willie: Kids...
Willie phones home again. ALF id answering.
ALF: Hello!
Willie: Why do you keep answering the phone?
ALF: You keep calling.
Willie: Is everything allright?
ALF: Everything's fine. Oh, and the cat's going to be OK
Willie: The cat? What happened to the cat?
ALF: I closed the fridgerator door on his tail.
Willie: What were you doing in the kitchen?!
ALF: I had a break in the back door after I fell out the window.
Willie: Where are you now? What are you doing?
ALF: I'm in the bed room, wearing a blue dress.
Willie: Don't move from that spot!
ALF: Where would I go. I don't have the right shoes.
Willie: I'm coming home.
They hung up again.
Willie: I should have locked him in the garage...!!....Kids...
Well, there's something like that.
From the episode Strangers in the night.
Well, here's a diolouge I Think is so funny.
ALF and Willie on the phone.
ALF: Hello!
Willie: What are you doing, answering the phone?
ALF: I live here.
Willie: Where's Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: She lives next door.
Willie: I know she lived...Where is she now?
ALF: I don't know. Last time I saw her, she was givin' away my pizza.
Willie: I called to Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Just a minute, I'll get her.
Wilie: No! Don't move out of that room. I'll call back.
ALF: You're done.
They hung up.
Willie: Kids...
Willie phones home again. ALF id answering.
ALF: Hello!
Willie: Why do you keep answering the phone?
ALF: You keep calling.
Willie: Is everything allright?
ALF: Everything's fine. Oh, and the cat's going to be OK
Willie: The cat? What happened to the cat?
ALF: I closed the fridgerator door on his tail.
Willie: What were you doing in the kitchen?!
ALF: I had a break in the back door after I fell out the window.
Willie: Where are you now? What are you doing?
ALF: I'm in the bed room, wearing a blue dress.
Willie: Don't move from that spot!
ALF: Where would I go. I don't have the right shoes.
Willie: I'm coming home.
They hung up again.
Willie: I should have locked him in the garage...!!....Kids...
Well, there's something like that.
From the episode Strangers in the night.
Re: Your Favorite ALF Quotes
Alf: *Runs into bathroom*
Willy: Whats going on in there?
Alf: Nothing... just screaming.
Willy: Whats going on in there?
Alf: Nothing... just screaming.
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Re: Your Favorite ALF Quotes
Haha, that's a classic. Me and a friend resites that one all the time. Welcome to the forums, by the way!ALFKid3 wrote:Alf: *Runs into bathroom*
Willy: Whats going on in there?
Alf: Nothing... just screaming.
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Yeah, a totally classic! Welcome!
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Re: Your Favorite ALF Quotes
ALF: San Diego Here I Come, Melmac's where I started from
That's a quote from the episode where Willie gets the new social service job in San Diego, in Season 2, in the episode entitled "Movin' Out".
That's a quote from the episode where Willie gets the new social service job in San Diego, in Season 2, in the episode entitled "Movin' Out".
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Re: Your Favorite ALF Quotes
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Re: Your Favorite ALF Quotes
Anyone remember the quote ALF starts with
"As Joe Biden once said..."
I've been searching all day and can't find it, but I can still hear ALF's voice in my head from the day it first aired.
My favorite:
ALF: Hey Willy, tell me when this gets annoying (ALF then makes a serious of loud noises)
"As Joe Biden once said..."
I've been searching all day and can't find it, but I can still hear ALF's voice in my head from the day it first aired.
My favorite:
ALF: Hey Willy, tell me when this gets annoying (ALF then makes a serious of loud noises)
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Re: Your Favorite ALF Quotes
ALF: Look, I'm outta here. If you need me, I'll be in the house.
Willie: We won't need you...
ALF: I'll still be in the house!
ALF: (British accent) Hello, is this Mr. Ochmonek I'm speaking to? I'm from the BBC, and I was wondering if you'd like to answer some questions. ...Super. First, what do you think is the difference between American and British television? ...Mm-hm... Yes, I see, thank you Mr. Ochmonek. Question number two, did you kill your wife?
Willie: We won't need you...
ALF: I'll still be in the house!
ALF: (British accent) Hello, is this Mr. Ochmonek I'm speaking to? I'm from the BBC, and I was wondering if you'd like to answer some questions. ...Super. First, what do you think is the difference between American and British television? ...Mm-hm... Yes, I see, thank you Mr. Ochmonek. Question number two, did you kill your wife?
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