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ALF was slightly intimidated by the cat, but even though it was ugly all he could think about was how tasty and juicy it must be!
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Sgt. Warbgood (who if I forgot to mention was more than two times ALF's height) knelt down on one knee, so that he had direct eye contact with ALF, and stated, "We don't give out no OG uniforms in husky size to chubby boys - the only way you'll ever get an OG uniform is to undergo and graduate from 21 months of rigorous recruit training - then, and only then, we custom fit an OG unifrom to your manly body - ready to sign some papers?"
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ALF replied, "I don't know...can I get a refund if I don't lose the weight???"
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"Okay, but I need to talk to my attorney first." replied ALF.
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"What's this?" asked ALF, "I thought Orbit Guards were supposed to get fancy meals? After all, we ARE the ones guarding the orbits...whether they need it or not. I'm going to complain about this!"
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"Are they buttered?" asked ALF. Instead of answering, Tank swatted ALF again.
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Alf finished his lunch and then proceeded to his room where he met his roomate "Bubba" who was well known in the facility for talking excessively about shrimp and can easily make your ears bleed by talking nonstop; driving his roomates to pure insomnia.
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "