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If you are creating an ALF story feel free to post it here for other fans to read and comment. Fan art belongs here as well. Only constructive criticism is allowed is allowed in this forum.

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ARIZONA DAILY-ALF SPEAKS FOR HAIR CLUB FOR MEN!


ALF Q_"this stuff really works look at my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Headline:

Oscars Coated With Catnip Attract Horde Of Cats To Disrupt Academy Awards

ALF Comment: Who would do such a thing?

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HEADLINE:

ALF will be hosting this years Oscars.
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Headline:

Current Issue Of "Extraterrestrial Times" Magazine Features Interview With ALF

ALF Comment: It's not like they had a lot of Alien options, since E.T. went back to his home planet.

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Headline:

Special Edition Cover Of "Life" Alters History Of U.S. Space Program
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ALF Comment: About time the truth is finally revealed as to who first walked on the Moon!

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Headline:

Andy Warhol Museum Exhibits Last Known Potrait Painted By The Famous Pop Artist
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ALF Comment: Andy was able to capture the true essence of my inner beauty. HA! Do "artsy" people really say that kind of stuff?

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Headline:

BMW Delivers New, Luxury "ALFmobile" With Custom Paint Job
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ALF Comment: Like my new ride? Hey - I tried going green, but the plain, white Toyota Prius just wasn't attracting any attention.

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Headline: In attempt to avoid bankruptcy, GM contracts ALF for use in new commercials.

ALF's comment: My next spaceship is going to be a Chevy Cobalt!
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Headline: ALF publicly announces desire to be in next Star Trek film.

ALF's comment: " I could be a Vulcan...I have pointy ears, HA!"
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Headline:

Harvard Graduates To Hear ALF Deliver Commencement Speech

ALF Comment: Don't underestimate my talents. In addition to being a TV star, I am also an intellect who graduated "summa cum laude" from Lower Melmac State University.

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Headline:

Atlantis Astronauts Report Some Replacement Parts Being Installed On Hubble Telescope Are Stamped "Made In Melmac"

ALF Comment: I always wondered why NASA bought all the stuff from my old spaceship that I sold on eBay.

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Headline:

ALF to Replace Jimmy Fallon After Late Night Show Flop
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ALFanatic,

How did you produce those pictures? They really are something.

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DAILY NEWS------"Alf has another hick-up attack on a garbage can in missiouri!!!!
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ALF to star in multi-million dollar big time CGI film.

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ALF HAS SEX CHANGE------------ What way --------We dont know????????????????????
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ALF registers for deer hunting in Wisconsin.

ALF's Comment: "Hey, it's the next closest thing to cat hunting on Melmac!"
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Admin,

Additional ALF Comment for your Headline:
I had to borrow my neighbor's GPS unit to find Wisconsin. HA!!!!!!!!!!

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ALF first Melmacian Gold-medalist in Luge
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Headline: Kate Tanner poses for MILF Magazine, while her daughter Lynn poses for Playboy!!!
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