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Rand McNally Contracts ALF To Map The Universe

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Google Announces "ALF" Top Search CATegory

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"ALF" Search Volume Shuts Down Google

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Tanner Family (With ALF) To Compete On "Family Feud"

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ALF Prone to CATachresis

ALF Comment: Hey! I know what it means. Get a dictionary.

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Warren Buffett Reveals ALF His Financial Advisor

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"ALF to Appear as Guest Judge on American Idol"
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"ALF Goes on Date with Mary Kate AND Ashley Olsen!"
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Fast Food Industry Stunned By Popular Demand For ALF's "Kittylicious" Chain Of Cat Bar-Be-Que Restaurants

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ALF Knows European

ALF Comment: German reporter didn't get my joke during interview, and his newspaper printed the Headline. Do you get it? HA! I kill me.

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Pepsi Inks Deal With ALF For World Wide Distribution Of Kitty Cola

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'Shumway Discovers New money Saving Gas --Cat Juice!'

A little extra.......
Melmacian resident Gordon Shumway has recognized a new money saving fuel that can be used to run vehicles -Cat Juice! That's right, Cat juice. Shumway had this to say about his new findings; "Hey, Cat Juice is like the new Cow...And I'm gonna Milk this thing for all it's worth. HA!" And indeed he will. Shumway is looking at a delightful future ahead. This new money saving fuel will boost the economy in no time.


Ok, I got ahead of myself people. But i had fun doing it lol
"You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel. "
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CAT Burglar Legal Defense Fund Bankrolled By ALF

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Carmen Electra Falls For ALF

ALF Comment: Carmen literally fell for my opening line: "I'm short and too heavy for you to pick me up, so please bend down that I might lose myself gazing into your beautiful eyes." Yikes! Who writes this stuff?

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ALF Eagerly Awaits Chance To See Newborn Siamese Twins

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"ALF to Appear as Guest Conductor with New York Philharmonic"
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Shumway to Star in Latest Broadway Production of "Cats"
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P.E.T.A. Implicated In ALF Assassination Plot

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ALF Brings Stand-up Comedy To "The CATskills" This Summer

ALF Comment: When my agent mentioned this gig and the location, I told him, "I am there no matter what it pays!"

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ALF's Generous Tips Help Pay "Pussy CAT Club" Dancer's College Tuition

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