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ALF To Deliver Commencement Speech At Harvard And Will Receive Honorary Degree

ALF comment: Hey! I don't do this stuff for nothing.

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"ALF and Paul Fusco kiss and make up"

ALF comments: "Hey! No tongue"
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"Paul Fusco: 'We're inseparable. No really, we're inseparable'"
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"ALF Found Guilty of Eating Oprah's Cat"

ALF's statement: "I was just giving it a proper burial."
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"ALF Opens New Restaurant: Kitten Kobbler Tops Dessert Menu"

ALF's statement: "We use only top quality ingredients at my restaurant. That means no roadkill, ha!"
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Dr. ALF New Professor Of CATechism At Nortre Dame

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ALF To Be Next "Bond - James Bond 007"

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ALF Joins Road Company Tour Of "CATS"

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ALF Builds World's Largest CATapult

ALF comment: With this baby I should be able to launch little kitties into orbit.

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PLANET MELMAC Luxury Resort/Casino Being Built By ALF On The Las Vegas Strip

ALF comment: When completed, I invite all "Fat Cats" to come lose all of their money.

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ALF's Gourmet CATsup Available In Grocery Stores Soon

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ALF Wins World Karate Championship

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Late Night CATcalls Land ALF In Jail For Disturbing The Peace

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ALF Sighted On His Yacht "Rhonda" Trolling The Waters Off Coast Of CATalina

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"ALF Admits He's The Reason Why Cats Ended Its Long Run On Broadway"

Comment: "I ate the entire cast, alright?"
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ALF Gets Tryout With Los Angeles Lakers

Interview with ALF:
Q: No offense intended ALF, but you do not look like the prototypical basketball player. Do you think there's a chance you'll make the team?
A: Welll, it all depends on what they're looking for. I'm not tall, I'm not fast, I can't shoot, and I can't rebound, but I can "DRIBBLE" better than anybody.

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Overcoming Administration Blunders ALF Brokers Middle East Peace Deal

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ALF Accepts White House Invitation - Improvements Made To Fireproof The Structure

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"ALF, Spock and Dick Solomon stars in new sitcom 'Two and a half Aliens'"
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ALF Found In CATatonic State - Rushed To UCLA Medical Center For Emergency Care

Doctor's Report: After lengthy procedure pumping out all of his stomachs, ALF is resting comfortably. He will remain here at the Mdeical Center overnight for further observation and, barring any unforseen complications, be released in the morning. My diagnosis - extreme toxic reaction from too much cat juice.

ALF comment: Catatonic state? Wow, that must have been some party! Last I remember, I was still in California.

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