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Your Favorite ALF Quotes

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I am starting this thread so we can post all of our favorite ALF quotes. I'd like to begin with two that I watched from an episode today.

ALF to Lynn - "Why don't you go the distance and try to look as old as Kate!?!?"

ALF to family - "You know I wanted to take a photo of you guys, but now I don't know if I can fit all of Lynn's hair in it!"
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ALF to Willie - "Well, I could have licked your hand...but I didn't think either of us would enjoy that."
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Great topic, and a long time comin'! :)

I'll add some quotes later tonight, I have to go at the moment.
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Alf:
"Raining cats?! You open the skylight and I'll get the relish!"

"Hey Willie, lets throw a cat on the barbi!"



I dont know. . . Its too hard to pick favorites. And i don't know them like offhand. Theres too many. lol
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ALF: "No Problem!"

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ALF - "Cake!...Cake!...Cake!...Cake!...Cake!...
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ALF to Jake - "I tried to puree a rock...it didn't work..."
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Willie to ALF - "You...you called me for peaches?!?!?"
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Raquel to Willie - "You called me Horsemeat!"
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ALF to Kate - "Hey Kate, when are you free to mud-wrestle Raquel?"
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"This ain't a parade lady! Hey ever hear of a turn signal! Nice move buddy(beep beep) oh ya, you're another one!" -ALF(yelling at other drivers)
"Where are you?"- Willie
"I'm in the fast lane, but you wouldn't know it by the way these clowns are driving!"-ALF

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Post by UmbertoRobina »

I made sound clips of most of my favourite lines.

Here are a few

Barry! *Kiss Kiss*

TOAST! (Alf's Talking Toaster)

Amaaaazing Grace...How Sweet Thou Art...To Save A Wretch Like Kate!

A-Hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamadaaaaa...A-A-A-A-Amen!

There But For The Grace Of Barry...Go I!

As Barry As My Witness...I'll Never Go Hungry Again!

Which Was the Button For A Cheeseburger?...BZZT!

Hey Zitface...Go Home And Make A Clearasil Sandwich!

If You'll Excuse Me...I'm Gonna Try To Find A Cough Drop The Size Of Dom Deluise.

ALF-Tell That To My Cousin...Pretty Boy...Shumway...He Grew Up On The South Side Of Melmac...If He Didn't Like Your Shoes....E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

Willie-You Mean Shoot A Person If He Didn't Like Their Shoes?

Alf-No!...He'd Just Point At Them And Go...E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

One Day I'll Walk Into That Kitchen, And Keep Right On Walking!...*BANG*...OW!

The Only Good Cat Is A Stirfried Cat!

There's So Much To Do...And Me Without Clothes!

Willie-Would You Please Just Go In The Kitchen!?

Alf-STAY...GO...STAY...GO...I Could Be A Police Dog After This!

Those are just a few of my favourites.

I use these on msn,and send em back and forth, it's hilarious.
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UmbertoRobina

If you want I could post your sound clips for you - I could upload them to the server for this website and post the links? If you're interested in doing that just let me know, I'm sure everybody here would love to hear them.
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Post by UmbertoRobina »

sure, as alf says NO PROBLEM! haha

you tell me where i can send em, and i'll do it.

would you prefer wav files, or mp3?

just curious, cuz they're wav files as of now.
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ALF to Brian - "Is undressing pork with your eyes crazy?!?"

As far as the clips go - you can send them to me as either .wav or .mp3, or both, whatever you decide.
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Okay. I sent all the sound clips I made to your email.

I hope none of em bounced.

I made quite a few. Ya can tell I was bored eh! lol

hope ya receive em all. If not, let me know.
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ALF to Neal - "Then you should see me in a dress! In a white whig, I look exactly like Estelle Getty...I guess that's pretty obvious though, huh?"

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ALF to himself - "Oh No!!! Raindrops are falling on my pig!!!"
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Rex - "Everybody...conga! Somebody grab my butt!"
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On Melmac, stupid meant that you were rich....



YADZOOKS!...WE'RE GOING TO BE STUPID!!!
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